Let's Get Farting!!
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Let's Get Farting!!
Let's Get Farting!!
WELCOME TO FARTCOIN.
When Bitcoin Moons,
Fartcoin's Going to Uranus.
The people's meme coin—made with AI,
powered by laughter, fueled by community!
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IS THAT
A-BUN-DANCE THAT I SMELL? 🍑💨✨😂
Still Small, Big Potential
FartCoin's current market cap is around $1.3 billion. Dogecoin peaked at $100 billion—and we think farts are a way better meme. Room for growth? Massive! 💰💨
Future Coinbase Listing
FartCoin isn't on Coinbase yet—the largest centralized exchange—but it inevitably will be. Coinbase might pretend they're too classy for farts now, but wait until we're a $10 billion coin. They'll chase those profits—bet your bottom dollar! 🍑💨✨😂
FartCoin attracts smart, visionary, open-hearted people. Star Heartsong himself brought in over 80 brilliant souls. FartCoin isn't just funny—it's smart and kind-hearted vibes! 💖🧠✨
Universally Funny
Fart jokes transcend culture. In Mexico, the phrase "¿Qué pedo, güey?" literally translates to "What fart, dude?" but actually means "What's up?" Because fart equals up—farts always rise, just like our stock price! 🥁🤣 And in France, AI enthusiasts using ChatGPT say "Chat, j’ai pété," literally meaning "Cat, I farted." AI truly meets fart humor! 🤖🐱💨 FartCoin speaks a universal language. 🌍🍑💨😂
Natural Law - Hot Air Rises
Everyone knows hot air rises—it's basic physics! 🌅🎈 And what are farts if not warm, buoyant gusts destined to ascend? Expect FartCoin's trajectory to follow nature’s law: upwards! 🍑💨✨😂
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"Don’t take our word for it — here’s what the believers (and flatulence enthusiasts) are saying."
"I thought crypto was confusing until Fartcoin came along—now it just stinks. In a good way."
-Crypto Comedian
"Ethereum has gas fees; Fartcoin just has gas. Easy choice."
-CheapGasHunter
"I used to panic sell. Now I just hold tight and squeeze. "
-StrongCheeks
"I diversified my portfolio—50% Bitcoin, 50% Fartcoin. Guess which one's making me smile more?"
-Happy Hodler
IS FARTCOIN SAFER FROM RUG PULLS THAN OTHER MEME COINS?
(Spoiler: Fartcoin Wins!)
It's May 2025, Bitcoin & MSTR are entering the legendary
🍌 Banana Zone Bull Market 🍌
'Bitcoin Maxis'—those who love Bitcoin’s fairness and integrity—will soon look for faster and more playful ways to amplify their wealth. They'll discover Solana, the sleekest, fastest, and most vibrant crypto playground 🎰.
But which meme coin here truly vibes with their values of fairness and shared prosperity?
We sniffed out 🐽 the top 5 meme coins on Solana by market cap. Here's how they rank in fairness and safety against rug pulls:
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FartCoin.Fun
... Let it Rip!
